Look, I know some people just don't know how to use chopsticks but if by the time you're in your twenties you haven't learned how to use a fork or your hands to eat Sushi then come on. What are you even doing?
You'd think that soup would be easy to eat, but if you aren't careful you might get burned. Literally. Still, you should be patient enough as an adult to wait a minute before eating soup. Get a grip people.
I know this isn't a food, but I don't even know how you're still alive if you're in your twenties and you don't know how to drink water. It's one of the building blocks of life. Just figure it out before you die please.
Come on. Poison isn't a food. It's the opposite of food. If you eat it you get really sick or maybe die. If you didn't know this isn't a food by the time you're thirty then I have a lot of questions about you as a person.
I don't even know how you'd go about eating these which is good because they're not a food. If you think these are a food and you aren't a robot then you should take a long look in the mirror because there's something wrong.
Cars can't be food because they're too big and made of metal. If you're in your twenties and think cars are food and aren't like, a Truckasaurus or whatever then I feel bad for you. If you are a Truckasaurus then I'm sorry. This list isn't for you. Go eat a car please.
Planet Earth isn't a food so I don't have any idea how you'd eat it. I'd make a reference to Galactus or some other comic book thing but they aren't real and if you aren't real you can't eat a planet. Anyway, please don't eat Earth. I live here.
Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know what the nutrition facts are on your own body but you really shouldn't think that you're your own food. It just sounds gross. You're in your twenties, you should know this by now.
Your twenties are a non corporeal concept and not food. You're in your twenties so you should know you can't eat your twenties. What are you, a Langolier? They aren't real so I know the answer to that is "no".