Mr. Dover says he's a real estate agent, and maybe that's true. But why do we get the feeling that buying a house from his isn't the best idea?
For some reason, this guy's name does't inspire much confidence in his abilities as a doctor. Now, if his name was Dr. James Healthyweiner, that would be a different story.
And somewhere at Samsung, there's probably an employee named Mac Intosh. And these two people are probably soulmates.
After years of likely being teased by classmates, P. Ennis still managed to graduate. Which means there's hope for us all.
If your first name is Richard, it's perfectly reasonable to go by the name Dick instead. Unless your last name is this name.
Is this an unfortunate name? Or the most fortunate name ever? You decide.
Sadly, she was arrested for shooting a weapon at a vehicle, and not for anything related to crystal meth. Seems like a waste of a name, doesn't it?
Do you want to commit a crime and then get away with it? Then maybe you should change your last name to something other than Molesti.
Looks like someone has parents with a sense of humor. Either that or he was inspired by Bart Simpson's prank phone calls, and decided to try out a fake name on the news.
It was only a matter of time until Donald Duck got arrested. Because it's illegal to walk around wearing just a shirt and no pants.
At least this is "Phat" spelled with a "Ph." That means it's a complement, not an insult.
What's life like when you have a name like Rollo-Koster? We're not sure, but we're guessing it has a lot of ups and downs.