There are a few things wrong with this picture. First off, that handmade soda bottle floation device does not seem very sturdy. Second, that is a grown a** man. Take some swim lessons if you can’t swim. Third, you certainly need to know how to swim if you’re going in with your daughter who can’t swim at all.
Well, Einstein was German, and in Germany they drive on the Autobahn. The Autobahn has no set speed limits, only “recommended” ones. Perhaps this Einstein lookalike thought that he could pull the same thing in Israel (Hebrew on sign in upper right corner).
You know, they really shouldn’t assume. There are plenty of guys who wear nail polish. And ties don’t necessarily signify men. Don’t we aall remember Avril Lavigne? I wonder what she’s doing right now …
Oh, this lumbersexual is taking it to a whole new level. Seriously, does he feel more collegiate having his professor lecture to him in front of a crackling fire? His need for attention and approval is overwhelmingly sad. If I was the person behind him, I’d spill water on his laptop and say, “Sorry man, I swore I thought your laptop was on fire.”
Yes, this may help in keeping the remotes from getting lost. But, how practical is this? Every time you want to change the channel you have to pick up an entire plank of wood. I think a better remote hack is the grandma remote.
This lady is pretty extreme for wearing a welding helmet to block those onion tears. Or maybe she just doesn’t want anyone to see her cry face. But seriously, no one can possibly have an uglier cry face than Claire Danes.
Anyone who owned a PC circa 2010 remembers how hot the chargers would get. You could certainly keep a sandwich warm. If you opened up a few more tabs on Internet Explorer you could probably make a grilled cheese or fry an egg.
Well, when you’re too broke why fix it? Just make an Avengers reference on your crappy, beat-up jalopy. Sure, it won’t erase the fact that you’re poor and suck at driving, but it might make your friends laugh…at you.
This little baby is not having it. She does not want to lose her only-child status. You know, sometimes when people are evicted and leave under bad terms (well, getting evicted is leaving under bad terms) the former tenants will trash the place. I wonder if she’ll cut the mattress and stick a dead fish inside for the new tenant. No joke, this happened in an apartment building I lived in once.
I can’t imagine what this guy is thinking. But I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he is feeling how soft and lacy the dress is against his face. If he actually is blowing his nose into it, the bride has every legal right to shove her bouquet up his ass.
Oh, this guy is looking to get divorced. The only thing that will be hanging after this guys's wife finds this is his lazy body. She'll make it look like death by asphyxiation. Was it really worth a funny meme?