She's looking for an all-American boy next door. You know, that Abercrombie look with chiseled cheeks and super human abs. His answer isn't giving her much hope in finding that all-American stud. Hey girl, maybe you should try a different opener next time? Although bald eagles are a rare find.
If you have been on Tinder then you know that you can match with all different kids of people. People of all different ethnicities, shapes, sizes, occupations and backgrounds. But crossing species? That's a no-no.
We've all heard of the Craigslist Killer. It is only a matter of the time that we hear about the Tinder Terrorist. Ladies and gents, you better be careful next time you are swiping because this app doesn't require a background check. Although from what I've seen on there, it should.
The Tinder experience for a man is way different than it is for a woman. Men get matches and then nothing. Crickets and radio silence unless they reach out to a woman and get the conversation started. Women get DING DING DING DICK PIC DING DING DING DICK PIC DING DING DING DICK PIC and this pattern repeats over and over again!
Remember when your mother told you, "Don't judge a book by its cover"? Well, when you are swiping on Tinder that is exactly what you are doing. It's the modern day, "Hot or Not." Beware, there are a whole lot of monsters in disguise on that thing.
Honestly is the best policy, right? That may sometimes be true, but their brutal honesty isn't really helping these two lovebirds start off on the right foot. They already hate each other before their first date, so do we think that there is still hope?
Remember when we talked about the Tinder Terrorist? This dude is openly telling us that he wants to throw a dart through someone's heart and it is giving me the willies. Swipe left if you want to live.
He can turn water into wine and he can walk on water. He is worshipped by millions of people all over the world. So why does Jesus need Tinder to help him find love? If Jesus is having trouble finding love, is there hope for any of us?
At the end of the day, this is the question that most men want to learn on Tinder. Does the girl they matched with want the D? I have to admit this is a very clever way to ask it. I'll take this over a dick pic any day.