Not everyone can be an expert surfer right away. It takes time to master the sea. But you can master the wipeout immediately!
Don't tip the fountain...unless it give exceptional service. Then a gratuity of 18 to 20% would be greatly appreciated. After all, it works really, really hard...
How could you not get this couch? This is a home decor essential! It goes with literally anything.
This kid is pretty much asking for detention at this point. But also, this troll is so great that it would be completely worth it.
Sorry, my son can't go swimming. He's currently being studied by science as the first boy to ever get his period ever. Best mom ever or shadiest mom ever?
You really can get anything on Amazon these days, huh? Maybe all the shade that this Borders is throwing was the real reason they closed down.
Didn't his mom ever tell him not to play in the street? Someone's acting like a real manhole.
You're supposed to throw trash in the trash can, not shade about the trash can. Although, it would be pretty amazing if the town did have its own personal R2-D2. Get on it, town!
BRB. Googling "snakes in hats" immediately after finding out that it's a thing. Who doesn't love a snake in a tiny hat, like a fancy lady!
Nobody wants to keep reminders of their ex around. This is pretty much the most amazingly amazing Photoshop of all time.
When she's expecting diamonds but gets a reason to break up with you instead...