If you are going to eat a hole out of the middle of a pancake you better have a very good excuse. For instance, maybe you put the whole there to put syrup in the middle. Or eggs, or whipped cream, jelly, jam, something! If you don't have a reason than you are a monster.
This is what gluttony looks like, folks. If you can't eat this chocolate bar slowly, piece by piece and really enjoy it, than you should be shunned. Life moves fast, so slow down and enjoy that chocolate, you hear?
I'm gagging and I may throw up. Would you ever eat the skin of a kiwi?! Why would anyone do this? It's scratchy and chewy and stringy and just straight-up gross. Why would you ruin a beautiful piece of fruit like this? It's just terrible.
While an orange is sweet, succulent and juicy, the peel of the orange has an overwhelmingly sharp and bitter taste. This is child abuse. You know behind that smile is a sad, sad story too sad to be told.
Whoever eats one bite per wing is missing out on the greater things in life. There is so much more to life out there. Open your eyes and take another bite of that wing. You may surprise yourself. I think Confucius said that.