The bathtub is a great place to hide during an earthquake. It's also a great place to hide on July 4th when the world is exploding outside and none of the humans seem to care. They're gonna need so many belly rubs to get over this nightmare.
Some dogs are adorably guilty. Then there are the dogs that don't even realize they should feel guilty. That's the face of someone who hasn't quite figured out exactly what makes for a good boy or girl.
You think this is impressive? You should see how they always carry extra plastic bags and pick up after themselves. At least someone respects the rules and doesn't leave their dog's droppings all over the lawn. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Carl.
Finally, we have the best dog of all time. Look at the family frozen in shock. They've never seen a dog so fiercely independent. They don't need no humans to tell them they're good. They know they're good.