The original poster is going to need to think of something that makes them feel warm inside after this. Nothing makes your blood run cold more than when a friend upstages you and gets more likes for a comment than you did on your post.
I'm not sure if this person is referring to the pain of watching your Charmander turn into a Charmeleon, or watching your significant other turn into a Pokemon GO zombie. Either way, best to avoid those pocket monsters.
It's always great to have a hilarious friend to point out every last one of your blunders. In fairness to the original poster, I suspect blood was rushing to parts other than his brain when he shared this.
I'm not sure if this ruins the dessert for me or makes me love it even more. Either way, I'll just make a "phone home" reference to try to keep our dirty minds off the possible jokes that could arise from looking at the glaze on this face...too late.