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Bachelor’s degree boosts health

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 16, 2012 - Comments (2)
A new study by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention (CDC) found that those with a higher level of education are less likely to be obese, and suffer from chronic diseases, compared to those with only a high school education. “Highly educated people tend to have healthier behaviors, avoid unhealthy ones and have more ... Read More

Skechers to pay $40 million settlement

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 16, 2012 - Comments (5)
If you are one of those people who are still hugely fat despite buying one of those Skechers fitness shoes, then you’ll love to learn that Skechers has been found to have fibbed about how some of their shoes can help you lose weight and tone flabby buttocks. The company will have to pony up ... Read More

What if male superheros posed like their female counterp...

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 10, 2012 - Comments (5)
  Some parodies are too good to not promote – This one by Kevin Bolk Further EnlightenmentThe best things in lifeBe mindful of the poor and unfortunateA penny savedOne-track mindIt can ruin friendships Read More

The Sarcasm Society* Welcomes You

There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.

Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation. So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it. Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments, which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy, which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex, that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid.

Now I know what most of you are going to say, and I cannot wait to hear from each and every one of you.

*It is really just one guy.

If you can't be sarcastic yourself, why not enjoy the sarcasm with which great minds have gifted society? You probably weren't going to

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