Brockovich to cure mystery illness

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 27, 2012 - Comments (4)

At a small-town high school in western New York, there is a baffling outbreak of symptoms among girls. More than a dozen girls at the Le Roy High School have developed strong physical twitches as well as verbal outburst (not unlike touerret’s) since last fall. Officials have ruled out environmental factors after some testing. The ... Read More

School lunches becoming less dangerous

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 27, 2012 - Comments (3)

We always hear about how school food in the United States is horrifically unhealthy. Well, finally someone is doing something about it. Thanks to the USDA and the First Lady, Michelle Obama, school lunches will be getting a healthy makeover very soon. The new regulations going into effect put a minimum weekly requirement for healthier ... Read More

Mark Wahlberg could have saved The World Trade Center

Written by The Sarcasmist on January 19, 2012 - Comments (8)

This is news to me but Mark Wahlberg was scheduled to be on one of the hijacked 9/11 planes which crashed into the World Trade Center; but that was before he changed his flight in order to attend the Toronto Film Festival. In a recent interview with Men’s Journal, Marky Mark Mr. Wahlberg noted that ... Read More

The Sarcasm Society* Welcomes You

There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.

Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation. So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it. Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments, which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy, which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex, that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid.

Now I know what most of you are going to say, and I cannot wait to hear from each and every one of you.

*It is really just one guy.

If you can't be sarcastic yourself, why not enjoy the sarcasm with which great minds have gifted society? You probably weren't going to

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